San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 09, 2012
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Sludge Mafia approved

Only the select few prime rib grade E bottom of the barrel meat get these little titles handed down from the actual mafia cunts. Most are troll like men wearing their little badges proudly.
I stole CrimsonKing02's sludge mafia approval badge lol
by NIC September 25, 2003
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meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 24, 2003
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Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.
Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!
by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 20, 2016
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Sludge Life

Living a Lifestyle that is dirty, unpleasant, or low-quality. In slang, it can also describe a toxic personality or a difficult situation. EG; The Homeless Lifestyle is an offensive term, many prefer the term "Sludge Life". A term coined by the late Death Rapper known as Richard Gein.
Richard Gein was all about that Sludge Life, he used to live in his car with all his clothes in the trunk during much of his life as well as served many years in prison.
by MurderKing August 13, 2024
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Diabete sludge

John: I'm about to die gemmie sugar

Brian : I don't have any shit you got it all over your body your fucking diabete sludge

John: fuck you
by Fuckerindapussy4 November 12, 2018
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sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.
by Moventure January 02, 2024
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