Sleep Jack

A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all

Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.

by Mr. Ben L. July 21, 2011

footed sleeper

One piece baby suit that looks like a 1 piece PJ with sown in socks. Very warm and comfertable. Also made from blanket matterial (Blanket-sleeper)

"Can you remrber your first Footed sleeper?"
"Yesterday i bought me a adult size Footed Sleeper and man, it's so warm and comfy!"

by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004

Short-Sleeved Genius

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

by briantroy December 2, 2009

Couch sleeper

More commonly referred to as a dirty hipster, a couch sleeper is an individual who engages with other hippies in a social setting, typically have a low standard of living, and don't take showers as often as they should. They also have no problem sleeping on the couch of someone they just met, and typically do it every weekend.

They love indie bands such as Grouplove, and Passion Pit.

This dirty hipster invited me to burning man this year, but there's no way in hell I'm going, nothing but a bunch of couch sleepers there.

by DJ Big J June 18, 2016

No-Sleep, No-Cap

The act of not sleeping for a prolonged amount of time whilst being honest and forthright. Usually present in situations where one acquires the ability to avoid the act of resting for as long as possible throughout the course of one day; this implies not taking "forty winks" regardless of your level of not "capping" a.k.a. "lying" to others.

You: "Hey Victor, I did not sleep today."

Victor: "Whacha-mah-call-it !!¡!¡¡?"
You: "No-Sleep, No-Cap!!¡¡!"

by whatchamahcallit February 28, 2021

sleep on it

delay the decision to the next day or something (idiom)

I'll get back to you tomorrow, I have to sleep on it

by Rapture1 November 30, 2011

sleepyboner

The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.

I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.

by duhbeezneez July 12, 2014