donkey slammer

some on who is packing a massive cock extending 8 in a half inches soft and 12 inches hard.

Hey she told me Asa is a Donkey Slammer. Man she i really lucky

by asa glover April 16, 2008

oreo slammer

To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis

Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer?

by Alex Nate April 20, 2008

double handed booty slammer

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.

I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.

by Long February 12, 2005

salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.

Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer

by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013

jelly slammer

When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.

My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.

by nearlyaperson January 9, 2017

Driveway Slammer

When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.

"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"

by nick_scam_pbell March 3, 2017

sally slammer

To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.

Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.

by T.Rex_Lex November 4, 2017