simpleton

a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts

michelle everest, simpleton

by dictioanrylady December 20, 2008

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

Simplic

When something is both Simple and Basic.

I went to the local market to find what I needed to make a simplic meal.

by Buck, Neeley October 14, 2011

SimpleNinja

A popular YouTuber and a sexy person. He is also known as 'Simple' and 'Simpy'. You look at his name and know you'd lose a 1v1 against him in COD.

Person: Wow Simple, nice cock!
SimpleNinja: Thanks bro!

by a person looking for Joe March 24, 2021

Simplisticated

Simplisticated

That new video game I played was totally simplisticated. It was easy to pick up, but it was also well-designed so I really enjoyed it.

by anthumb May 20, 2022

sympaticus simplex

"sympaticus simplex" is a trem coined by NNF to describe a girl who's drop-dead-gorgeous but has very simple view of the world, speaks in simple lines and has simple tastes in life in general, but that's what makes her so attractive.

She'll always be a sympaticus simplex to me.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.

by NNF November 21, 2010

Herpes Simplex 08108

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.

It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.

by MetaMike November 25, 2018