paul siminon

Bassist for the punk/rock band the clash. Can be seen smashing his guitar on the cover of the Clash's "London Calling" album.

He originally was going to play the electric guitar, but found it rather difficult, so he tried the bass because "it only has four chords!"

He's a great musician.

Billy: "who's paul siminon"
Me: "A musician."

by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006

SimCurious

Someone who has an intense affinity for Creative Self Expression and strong curiosity about The Sims video games- but hasn't played the game yet (or isn't willing to admit it)

Since he was 13, Gary was extremely SimCurious but hadn't found the right Sims game to play and was too shy to ask Halo buddies about it.

by Plumbobber April 6, 2011

Sicilian choke hold

A sexual act, wherein a female firmly grips the root of a male's scrotum, while gently patting the balls.

The whore charged me fifty euros for a Sicilian choke hold!

by SmallAmountOfNeck July 19, 2012

sicilian golf

sicilian golf is an act where the male ejaculates on the females skull. He can score 3 different scores: the rough (the hair), the hole in one (the mouth) and the green (the face)

sorry i missed your call, i was playing a quick round of sicilian golf and i kept hitting the rough.

by johnlovescock October 21, 2013

Siminym

A (very) rough synonym.

Person 1: Hey, what's a siminym for The Hunt for the Red October?

Person: The Search for the Orange November.

by NoNotCinnamon November 12, 2018

Simiithis

pronunciation
<see·me·I·tuhs>
noun
a curable condition, causing uncontrollable need to see someone every day of the week.

My girlfriend suffers from simiithis, she wants to see me everyday of the week and we are not even engaged.

My boss has issues about me working from home, since he suffers from a mild case of simiithis.

by Xman78 December 12, 2019

Sicilian Prank

Chess gambit where you blundered your Queen.

He's used the Sicilian Prank and lost the game.

by Crabification Man December 9, 2020