Situationship

A romantic or sexual relationship that is undefined, thus creating a painful and/or confusing experience for both parties involved.

“Woah, woah, Jessica. I love having fun with you and all, but I don’t want to be tied down. Don’t get me wrong, you are perfect for me… but just not right now. I see this as more of a situationship.”

by Wordsarefun88 January 3, 2022

Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.

Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!

by montaaron11 May 15, 2011

Situational darkskin

A male or female that is dark skinned but only in certain situations. Their skin tone fluctuates depending on their environment.

A situational darkskin; dark when compared to other people but okay on their own. Usually dark with natural light but are more brown skin with artificial lighting.

by KidvKat June 24, 2019

Sunday Situation

A fling where you exclusively hang out on Sundays. Typical activities include sex, sleeping, snuggling and snacks.
So you're free to chill, date and wild out from Monday-Saturday but get all the best benefits of a relationship come Sunday.

Like a situationship but specific to Sunday.

Yo I met the perfect match on Hinge. No more Sunday scaries and I still get my sweet freedom thanks to our Sunday situation.

by scooterluvr May 13, 2021

sitiation

si · chee · ay · shin
How rednecks say "Situation"

You sure got yerself in a sticky sitiation

by Evilmario22404 February 24, 2022

Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009