When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
Get the up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoemug. when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka
a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka
a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018
Get the a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tipmug. by pouip December 5, 2003
Get the pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddlemug. The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011
Get the Lighting them Up, Shitting them Outmug. To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.
Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is one dunk away from tearing dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.
by He-ro October 24, 2022
Get the Tearing dem shits upmug. When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.
by Ooway January 1, 2018
Get the shit piles upmug. by Raheemworld December 9, 2021
Get the Fuck shit upmug.