sexsicle

someone who is sexy, exotic, or just delicious.
used to describe someone tasteful.

d00d, that girl's a total sexsicle!

by kelseyyy! July 22, 2007

sexdar

The ability to sense if a person has had a sex change

Dude: Dude, my new girlfriends weird!
Dude 2: Why is that, she's freakin' hot!
Dude: When I met her, my sexdar went off and now i'm thinking why is her armpit unshaved and full of hair...like a man?
Dude 2:Dude, she used to be a man!
*gasp*

by OrangeJuiceIsYummy November 1, 2009

sexdicts

typically a man and wife or girlfriend and boyfriend that are so obsessed with sex they barely leave the bedroom.

Wow they must be hardcore sexdicts.

by bwenforcer23 June 8, 2010

sexsessment

A hypothetical assessment which would answer all annoying questions asked by one's partner during intercourse in regards to quality and enjoyment of the encounter. Typically it would include an overall grade of the experience.

carl kept asking me if it felt good, or how i liked it, so i asked him if he'd like me to fill out a sexsessment afterwards to inform him of what he did right and what he needed to improve for future sexcapades

by elgirafa January 9, 2011

sexed juzzy

Hot and All Sexed Up

that sexed juzzy was HOT

by godofeverythinghaha July 3, 2011

Sexdar

The ability to sense through hearing, that other people are having sex in a nearby space, even when such sounds may be inaudible or easily confused with other sounds.

Scientific studies show that people who haven't had sex in a long time, may develop a sexdar.

"Bro #1: Hey, you hear that dude? Somebody must be having sex around here!
Bro #2: Dude, I don't even hear anythng! You must have a sexdar installed huh?"

by OneAndDone November 13, 2013

Sexsory Deprivation

Analogous to 'sensory deprivation', sexsory deprivation is when one begins to lose their sanity due to a lack of sexual stimulus.

"I came home last night and I was so horny, I tried to have sex with the ironing board, because that was the closest thing to a woman I could find."

"Dude, I'm a doctor: you've got Sexsory Deprivation. The only known cure is a set of beef curtains applied 3 times daily."

by andersoncouncil January 27, 2014