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Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.
- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!
by Gormit November 20, 2024
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serbian gopnik

by bruhbrahbruh April 24, 2019
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Serbian Super Soaker

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The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.
By customer request, the team of subject matter experts gave them the Serbian super soaker every day for three weeks.
by Pulsating_throb_technique February 15, 2023
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Serbian electrode

It involves 3, sometimes 4 people depending on how experienced you are. One male stands in front of a power outlet with his pants down, and an unfolded paperclip halfway up his penis hole. Then the male sticks his fist up a skinny persons anus (the negative) and his other fist up a fat persons anus (the positive. Either with help from a 4th person or by your self. Stick the other end of the unfolded paper clip into the power outlet. If done correctly, the positive and the negative may nut/squirt simultaneously.
Person 1: “yo, you wanna go make a Serbian electrode?”
Person 2: “yeah bro, that’d be sick. But we need one other person to be the positive”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 4, 2025
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Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness
by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024
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Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.
by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023
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Serbian George

It seems like a regular George, Nice, Friendly, But Actually he does not give a fuck about you, he is all faking it. He is fighting with himself and Others. Don't Make a Serbian George mad, he can and will kill you. Friendship is not a priority for a Serbian George Be annoying around him and your neck goes snap
My best friend just beat me up because I was joking around :(

Oh, it is just a Serbian George
by Serbiangeorge123 April 6, 2019
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