Petite scottish lass that has men drooling with love and devotion, all the day long, especially at rhino bar. Can be spotted easily from afar by huge green eyes and masses of wild black hair. The more scottish the pixie the more likely it is to be causing mischief than non-scottish varieties. Extreme scottish pixies often can be found teaching foreigners the highland fling on rooftops and outside music festivals.
Why is everyone doing the highland fling? And why are all the men drooling with love and devotion? Oh thats right there was just a scottish pixie here.
by awesomely cooooooooool person February 24, 2010
When an erect male jumps off a bar table and lands his penis perfectly in either the vagina or anus of a passed out drunk female on the ground.
by Dirty ballz December 02, 2013
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
Old Pete got so wasted last night, the bloody fool recieved a scottish milkshake.
Oh Bloody hell! Not a scottish milkshake!
Oh Bloody hell! Not a scottish milkshake!
by skeetskeetboomboom April 30, 2009
"Amanda's been complaining about the lack of trust in our relationship ever since I gave her that Scottish Operator."
by Saddy Dumpington August 28, 2005
Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck August 01, 2004
the scottish rutabaga is a reference previously used by earl to describe Mr. Skorich. Skorich IS the scottish rutabaga.
by the dark wolf May 06, 2014