Ground Score

If you find an object, usually on the ground, and it belongs to no one so you keep it.

Guy 1: Hey dude check out this lighter I got.

Guy 2: That's awesome! Where did you find that??

Guy 1: it was a total ground score, it's full of gas too!

by Wittless October 27, 2014

Mommy, I'm scared

Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)

"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

by eloiserat February 28, 2010

keeping score

a little malicious tit-for-tat game couples use to remind their partner what they contribute towards the relationship

A relationship won't last if a couple's keeping score.

by Gerard Irick December 10, 2009

scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

scared

The feeling men get when they like their girlfriend too much.

Julie: Duane, I like you.

Duane: Julie I think you should date the wine guy because I'm scared of getting hurt.

by Dreaminthemirror March 7, 2007

scorebag

A bag containing 2 grams of weed, commonly used in Scotland.

Reece: guess what day of the week it is!!
Josh: scorebag Friday!

by Schizobinnie May 16, 2018

Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.

Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008