Scab Maxing

Scab maxing is when you cheese grate your penis until it bleeds and you let the scab crust. After it has crusted you peel the scab off and eat it. Thus gaining protein and enhancing penile size.

Yo Brendan I was just scab maxing yesterday it finally crusted, only for the lions.

by Breastmet Wazibara April 30, 2025

wanker scab

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.

I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.

by OldLeech September 24, 2019

sour scab

The nasty little debris that populate a filthy vagina.

Hey bro, you've got a sour scab stuck in your curly mustache.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Jab Scab

one who fills a position left vacant by employee who refused mandatory vaccination by employer

10% of the construction industry resigned because they wouldn't take the mandatory vaccine. Their jobs were filled by jab scabs.

by Lupi33 September 26, 2021

Rabbit Scab

A 'Rabbit Scab' is someone who is relying on the social welfare system to live and deliberately conceives children (or additional children) whom they know will also be dependent on the welfare system. Typically, this is just people who don't think about the fact that they are ripping off tax payers, but in many cases, a rabbit scab will actually have children for the sole purpose of avoiding work and increasing their weekly government hand out.
Rabbit scabs are considered to be lower than junkies, fraudsters and even outright thieves. The term rabbit scab gives a label to this class of society so they can be exposed for what they are, and others who intend to follow in their footsteps will think twice and perhaps choose to become decent human beings instead.

Man, I heard '*****' is pregnant again and her man still doesn't have a job. Those two are such rabbit scabs!

by Expose December 14, 2014

Fag-scab

(noun) A dried piece of shit left on a dick after anal sex.

As Tyrone was scratching his itchy balls, a fag-scab fell to the floor.

by Thugzillaa April 8, 2009

Dick Scab

a piece of crusty skin that forms after you scrape your cock from a serious session of dick rubbing masturbation.

Sarah: Oh Etienne, I want you, let me suck you off
Etienne: Aww yeah, i'm so coked up right now
Sarah: Uhh... what the fuck is that shit?
Etienne: What shit?
Sarah: Do you have syphilis or some shit?
Etienne: No you dumb bitch, it's a dick scab

by Lord Dick October 13, 2011