SAT

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

sats

short for satoshis
1 BTC = 100,000,000 SATs

I used my whole paycheck to stack more sats

by beef yogurt January 16, 2023

SAT

Summative assessment of the term is a control work, which shows students' evaluation for a certain period of time (a quarter) and how well students mastered the material

"Children, tomorrow you will have SAT, you have to prepare for it"

by P1E2A3 February 11, 2020

SATS

A torture device that college students need to use. (It's really just a hard test)

Jimmy: Why are you sad, man?
Tom: I had to take the SATS.
Jimmy: I know how you feel.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 1, 2019

Sat On Sunscreen

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.

Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019

SAT

Literally an acronym for "Stupid Ass Test". A test that your parents force you to take no matter how much u hate essays. Means you are sitting taking a test for like 3 fucking hours in as classroom, writing a stupid essay about college or something.

SAT literally means (S-tupid A-ss T-est)

by tecopux September 20, 2022

SAT

It means sticky ass tip

Bruh she can’t handle this SAT I swear.

by AnkleReport aka AnkAnkSwagg August 22, 2021