Sarcastrophe

Text symbol '$' denoting sarcasm for those times when you fear someone might actually think you mean what you say. Note the difference between these two messages: 'That was a great idea! :)' and 'That was a great idea, idiot.' Now you can text the second meaning without having to type 'idiot' at the end!

That Breaking Bad episode made me feel so optimistic! $

Your skirt looks great with those shoes. $

Would you like to go on a date with me? $

$=sarcastrophe

by Funny Fun Maker of Fun October 3, 2013

Sarcasturbation

A sarcastic reference to one's sexual appeal meant to incur compliments, thus having a masturbatory effect.

Bro, you've gotta cut down on the sarcasturbation. It's getting pitiful.

by Leslie Gregorson October 8, 2011

sarcastard

sar-'kas-terd n. A conflation of "sarcastic" and "bastard."

Sondra: Why'd you get fired today, Jim!!
Jim: Well, I guess I was a bit of a sarcastard during the conference call.

by Frank Wheeler February 24, 2017

Sarcastard

A sarcastic bastard

My dad was a real sarcastard

by Rosetta_stonedx December 23, 2017

Sarcastarid

A sarcastic stare or gaze.

As I was explaining my side of the story , my boss had a sarcastarid expression on his face.

by icepolice March 1, 2018

sarcastomism

Being sarcastic - yet still being somewhat optimistic. Finding amusement in things that make others uncomfortable. Sardonic

Examples of sarcastomism:

You would being defined as a sarcastomist if as a postal mail carrier, that if you said to a customer that a perk of the job was being able to enjoy the weather no matter what it is.

You’re being defined as a sarcastomist if you were locked up in prison and able to watch TV but that you joked that daytime television was part of the punishment.

by Phoenixfalling December 1, 2019

Sarcastrophe

The sarcastrophe:

a single “ directly after the sarcastically elongated word

Yeah, sure: we agree” on this. Wait What?! No! Stop! I used the sarcastrophe ! We Dont Agree! Leave that alone!

by MadMab July 16, 2020