Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

Red Salad

To eat out a menstruating vagina, causing a red stain around the mouth.

After drinking the red Kool-Aid, he looked like he had eaten a red salad.

by pazzoli September 18, 2010

starfish salad

the act of licking someone in the starfish shaped poohole. Also known as salad tossing or analingus

After a long day of work, Bates was greeted by a lovely starfish salad from his buddy Gage.

by Drty Dee October 16, 2010

duck salad

When one person masturbates a penis using an armpit.

Benny: Hey Catherine, let's have sex.
Catherine: I'm a virgin, and I don't want to. How about you fuck my armpit?
Benny: Ew, I don't want to do the duck salad with you.

by Armpit lover February 25, 2011

bob sacamano

Friend of Kramer's from Seinfeld whose name appears frequently, but never makes a personal appearance. He sells Rat hats in the park, invented the rubber band and his father pirates the Willards, a Wizard rip off.

you know my friend bob sacamano....

by J Gonzales July 28, 2004

Salad Shooter

Alcohol ingested by tossing the salad of a partner who has had a jello shot injected into their rectum.

*See toss salad.

Mason gave me my first chocolate salad shooter last night. It was tart and sticky, but I got drunk as shit.

by FlyingSharkXD May 12, 2015