sag smash

stepping on the waistband of someone's sagging pants forcing the pants down around their ankles and feet, then punching them in the head -

this gangsta was messing with me so I got close to him and SAG SMASHED him good

by jay bonerowski 40hdr February 22, 2014

Sag Witch

Any chick wearing baggy pants with a saggy crotch, hiding thier ass.

She has a pretty face but I cannot tell what her body is like becuase she is a sag witch.

by Jaydog January 9, 2004

Healthy sagging

When you sag with a belt on. Typically done by white people or black nerds. Has all the effects of sagging except, you don't have pull your pants up every five minutes.

Jamal over there is healthy sagging. I can see his belt is pretty tight around his pants.

by EvilTaco December 8, 2010

Sag Swag

An individuals swag while sagging their pants/shorts/sweats etc.

Larry Platt: You lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground..

Bboy Shyne: Nah big dowg, I just have sag swag!! Get wit it.

by bboy shyne November 14, 2011

sag squirter

An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.

Grandma: "Pour it in there"

Grandpa: "Alright its in"

Grandma: squirts

Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"

by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

sag

a member of any soccer team. Usually is obsessed and has bright color cleats. A fan of Chelsea FC or ManU. does not have a life and takes many laps. FAIL.

Did you see that guy over there?

You mean Ismael? He's such a sag, constantly talking about his new vapors.

by soccerfagsag January 17, 2009

sag rule

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.

-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.

by sagmaster December 7, 2010