1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
by Daymoon April 9, 2008
Get the rules 1 and 2 mug.Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.
Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.
Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.
Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"
Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"
Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"
by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009
Get the Rumplestiltskin mug.Related Words
rupless
• Ignorp Rupless Key Snik Berkep Yoobloop Sloopy Doop Ba Boopity Bot Oogie Oogie Schnickle Barf Pickle Bickle Smickle Tickle Oogie Boogie Oogie Boogie Oogie Boogie Burp
• rumplestiltskin
• Rules Of The Internet
• rules 1 and 2
• rules for thee but not for me
• Rules of Survival
• Rumplestilskin
• rufless
• Rules for thee and not for me
The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
by Narragansett2k15 March 9, 2015
Get the Cool kid rules mug.a very poor uncompeditive excuse for a game where gay or very feminine excuses for men squeeze into tight shorts and gay little singlets .during game play they kick the ball and jump like girls to catch the ball and aim to get the ball between four posts. if the player misses the middle posts but gets the 2 outer posts they get points for missing the main points.this game is so popular it is played in australia and has no international games between countries only a silly cross between gaelic and gayfl football.unlike the much more enjoyable rugby league which has an international fan base countries that play league are as follows ,new zealand ,england,wales,scotland,ireland,tonga ,fiji, france, papua new guenea ,russia has a small comp the us is growing into a good comp.all of these nations might not be able to compete with australia new zealand great britan but they do play the game.gayfl is the worst game in the world equal only with soccer
GO THE MIGHTY RAIDERS
GO THE MIGHTY RAIDERS
real men play league girls, sooks, dickheads,gays play afl
son} dad i want to play rugby league all the gay boys at school play australian rules football
dad}thats ok mate i wouldnt subject my worst enemy to that queer afl game
son} dad i want to play rugby league all the gay boys at school play australian rules football
dad}thats ok mate i wouldnt subject my worst enemy to that queer afl game
by dazza1 July 2, 2006
Get the australian rules football mug.1 Mock the dumb hoe hard
2 Kick her out if she is wasting your time
3 Don’t help dumb women during your grind
4 Not for bitches only for loyals
5 Roast every single girl
6 Don’t give a fuck about your thuglife
7 Don’t fake emotions in front of anyone
8 Slap her back & promote gender equality
9 Never open car doors for women
10 Never trust anybody
11 Don’t reply by words, reply by action
12 Sleep is more important than anything else
13 If the bitch tells you that you are hot, Tell her jahannam is hotter
14 Trolling your enemy in front of him, Without starting a world war
15 Make children and then no need to remember them move on yourself
16 The girl should not be smitten on the go
17 Be faithful with your wife & whatever she says just do it
18 Don’t be shamed by your work
19 Give respect, get respect
20 Never spend money for Bae’s Luxury
21 Green tea over Bae, Green tea > Bae
22 If I bunk a class, My homies should bunk that class too
23 Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate to say you’re the best
24 Real men don’t need sympathy of women
25 Don’t shit where you eat
26 She can’t handle sigma
27 Self-aware sigma admits flaws
28 Women are a weakness
29 Chase criminals not women
2 Kick her out if she is wasting your time
3 Don’t help dumb women during your grind
4 Not for bitches only for loyals
5 Roast every single girl
6 Don’t give a fuck about your thuglife
7 Don’t fake emotions in front of anyone
8 Slap her back & promote gender equality
9 Never open car doors for women
10 Never trust anybody
11 Don’t reply by words, reply by action
12 Sleep is more important than anything else
13 If the bitch tells you that you are hot, Tell her jahannam is hotter
14 Trolling your enemy in front of him, Without starting a world war
15 Make children and then no need to remember them move on yourself
16 The girl should not be smitten on the go
17 Be faithful with your wife & whatever she says just do it
18 Don’t be shamed by your work
19 Give respect, get respect
20 Never spend money for Bae’s Luxury
21 Green tea over Bae, Green tea > Bae
22 If I bunk a class, My homies should bunk that class too
23 Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate to say you’re the best
24 Real men don’t need sympathy of women
25 Don’t shit where you eat
26 She can’t handle sigma
27 Self-aware sigma admits flaws
28 Women are a weakness
29 Chase criminals not women
by Herme5 September 22, 2021
Get the Sigma Rules 1 mug.The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
Get the Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules mug.Seriously, humans haven't invented a word that describes how I feel about this year and all the stuff we've got coming up for you guys...So I'll make one up...here goes... Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop.
by MartyMcFly_X March 28, 2009
Get the Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop mug.