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rubber wheel on the third rail

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.
"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."
by glazeonglass May 25, 2008
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rubber gum

A non-lubed condom, usually used for oral sex.
Dude, do you have a rubber gum on you since she won't do anything without one.
by Kraven Mooreheid June 5, 2008
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rubaway

A man who claims heterosexuality, but is clearly only a back-rub away from sleeping with his gay friend.
Scott insisted he was straight, but after a few beers and a back-rub he totally let me hit that. He's a total rubaway.

Most fags secretly wish that their straight friends were rubaways.
by oryaknownot August 30, 2009
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rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.
"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."
by stsebastian November 18, 2009
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Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.
Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.
by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011
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Rubber Leggin'

A term used to describe a person who has become so drunk that their legs have turned to rubber and are no longer functioning correctly. Often times, this person simply cannot walk.
"Abby--you rubber leggin' yet?"

"Did you see Kelsey rubber leggin' last night at the cactus?"
by KAEBLBSYEY ACNOGXEL March 7, 2011
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