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vsco roadman

how to be a vsco roadman

1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence

2. every a manbag

3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it

4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.

5. have to say fam

6. say you come from the ends

7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks

8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)

9. gotta listen to grime and that

10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean

11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
vsco roadman: wagwan g mans peppa pig still
by BigDickDave9012 August 31, 2019
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Chav/roadman

A chav/roadman is literally a ned or a Cameron
Omg have u seen cam and Ned proper chav/roadman
by She fit October 14, 2019
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Weeby-roadman

A roadman that likes anime. This word is commonly used by idiots that can't make a joke.
Lukas when i saw u in dat hoodie bro. looking like some weeby-roadman -Zack
by ImRukasu March 10, 2021
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houseparty indian roadman

aka the indian wanna be roadmen that wear poundland chains and have no idea how to act. they normally eat roadmen curry.

The breed has developed from the houseparty indians that ask to see your “bobs”.

Beware these breed of wanna be roadman can be dangerous because they think that they are hard.
woah look at that houseparty indian roadman .... keep away dude they will use curry gas on you.
by yh lad November 8, 2020
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Roadmen

Roadmen are a species that differ from normal british people. They often are to be seen in the Endz of London and other diffrent cities. They are most likely to be seen with their gang / mandem. They are the evolution of chavs

There language has the base of modern English but they use their "Roadmen Slang" like:

Fam / G - used for people in their gangs and people that they trust.

Mandem - reffered to a friend or group of friends

Shank - Their special tool for self deffence or for robbing

Yo - slang term for hello or hi

Wagwan - what is it, could be used to say hello

Food, white, brown, g-packs - drugs

Fedz - the police

Init - used at the end of the sentence to make it more roadmen style

Big man ting - Usually ment to say that they going to do it

Bare - very

Safe - good

Creps - trainers

Essentials :

Nike airmax
Tracksuit
Puffer jacket
Pouch / manbag (insides are Knife and some food and a old phone to drug deal)
Black hat ( preffer a nike hat )

You can see roadmen from the age of 10 as the youngers to 40 as the elders.
There language has the base of modern English but they use their "Roadmen Slang" like:

Man 1 : Yo you good fam

Man 2 : Ye what bout you init

Man 1: Fam this tings are mad init, had to shank up this bloke cause he was trying to nick my fucking food, G

Man 2 : Wagwan wit the fedz init?

Man 1 : Fuckin pussyholes init blud, them dikhedz ran away fam

Man 2 : you want to shank him up, big man ting?

Man 1 : Ye ye lets get the mandem too init

Man 2 : Ye come den.
by Bigmandobigtingfam October 25, 2019
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Roadmanophobia

Roadmanophobia is an extensive, irrational fear of roadman. You try to avoid them as much as possible and don't go places that are commonly known for roadmen to be there
- Hey, do you want to go to the Park today
~ Depends which one, If It's the one next to Tesco's then no, quite a lot of Roadmen go there
- Why are you scared of Roadmen in the first place?
~ I have Roadmanophobia.
by snipOx December 17, 2017
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roadmanology

Bill had roadmanology 3rd period in school
by beastfox October 19, 2018
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