Road Crew

A group of shady men in beige trenchcoats and tall fedoras who carry stop signs, but appear to be doing nothing. Only other road crew workers are allowed to pass by them, and any information on the Milkman is strictly confidential to the group.

I am on the Road Crew. This is my stop sign!

by Roonil_Wazlib January 16, 2011

Road Mapping

The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.

My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 16, 2019

Road Trip

The long and boring trip that eventually becomes memorable and fun through time.

Mike: Road trip!
John: Dude those are so long and your car smells like shit.
Mike: Yeah but in ten years it will be the happiest moments of your life.

by lifeskillbitch September 2, 2012

Road Soda

A carbonated, malt beverage used as an elixir to help pass the time on long car journeys. Beer imbibed while travelling in an automobile.

Dude, we should stop before we get to the highway to pick up some road sodas for the trip to Ickey's.

by rugby fan October 3, 2003

the road home

a homeless shelter run by former inmates of the same allowing illicit drug use on the property... but no alcohol

"lets go to the road home and get our high on....I can't man.... just had a beer..."

by havalaf October 7, 2009

down the road

At some future time.

We have gathered some important data that could be useful down the road.

Down the road, I know I'll feel sorry.

You never know - we might meet again down the road.

by Ighor Toth November 4, 2015

Road Scholar

Someone who is knowledgeable on a multitude of subjects based on extensive travel and experiences, versus academic studies.

The man is a road scholar despite never graduating from HS.

by Mother Svea March 13, 2010