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Road Goggles

1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.

2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."

"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."

"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
by PunkRockHR March 14, 2014
mugGet the Road Gogglesmug.

Riverbank road

The richest street in Stamford! Of course it is in North Stamford where all the preppy, spoiled (their parents fault) kids live. They have fricken Mansions. Most of the kids there basicallly live in Greenwich or New Caynan because they are always there!! All there bet friend are from There. They go to Greenwich Academy or some other rich kid school. (again, not their fault). If you live there, then you either are cool or spoiled!!
dude not from North Stamford: Dude, what is up with that Ralph Lauren Shirt?

Riverbank road dude: i live on Riverbank road

other dude: ohhhhh got it..
by Swim2424 September 11, 2011
mugGet the Riverbank roadmug.

Road Trip

The long and boring trip that eventually becomes memorable and fun through time.
Mike: Road trip!
John: Dude those are so long and your car smells like shit.
Mike: Yeah but in ten years it will be the happiest moments of your life.
by lifeskillbitch September 2, 2012
mugGet the Road Tripmug.

Road Soda

A carbonated, malt beverage used as an elixir to help pass the time on long car journeys. Beer imbibed while travelling in an automobile.
Dude, we should stop before we get to the highway to pick up some road sodas for the trip to Ickey's.
by rugby fan October 3, 2003
mugGet the Road Sodamug.

the road home

a homeless shelter run by former inmates of the same allowing illicit drug use on the property... but no alcohol
"lets go to the road home and get our high on....I can't man.... just had a beer..."
by havalaf October 7, 2009
mugGet the the road homemug.

down the road

At some future time.
We have gathered some important data that could be useful down the road.

Down the road, I know I'll feel sorry.

You never know - we might meet again down the road.
by Ighor Toth November 4, 2015
mugGet the down the roadmug.

Road Scholar

Someone who is knowledgeable on a multitude of subjects based on extensive travel and experiences, versus academic studies.
The man is a road scholar despite never graduating from HS.
by Mother Svea March 13, 2010
mugGet the Road Scholarmug.

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