Bruce Ringsting

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

ringstabber

a person that likes to insert their penis in somebodys "browneye"

i hate that poofter norton. hes such a fucking ringstabber.

by dale winton April 7, 2003

ringsting

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

NKGB Ranks

The ranks of the NKGB. If you were, say, on a Habbo military called...let's say...the USSR, they would be as such:

8. Kursant (intern rank)
9. Junior Lieutenant
10. Lieutenant
11. Senior Lieutenant
12. Captain
13. Major
14. Lieutenant Colonel
15. Colonel
16. Director General
17. Colonel General
18. Commissar General
19. General Commissar
20. Commissar of the Interior

Using condoms is like wearing a raincoat in the shower, if you have an NKGB ranks you'd never wear a condom.

by Definitely not Lumare February 1, 2008

skating rink

A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.

Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Lord of the Rings

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.

Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!

by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016

Rickshaw

The act of putting on a strap on backwards, to which your lady friend then climbs onto your back and gets into position by inserting the strap on penis into the vagina. The person wearing the strap on then proceeds to run around the house while she hangs onto your back, the backwards strap on inside of her.

Fred: Damn, Andy, you look sore, did you throw your back out?

Andy: Pretty much.

Fred: Gave Alice a piggy back ride, eh?

Andy: Close. Gave her The Rickshaw.

by Brad The Cinema Snob April 21, 2009