Ridley

The act of spontaneously combusting while coming into contact with another human of larger stature. Symptoms include: Stroke like behavior , convulsions, and dropping of whatever item you are holding while doing the splits.

This chick bumped in to me at starbucks so I did the Ridley and spilled hot coffee all over myself and surrounding patrons while tearing my hamstring

by Jay916 January 20, 2013

ringle

A combination of "ringing" and "strangling" someone or something with a large amount of pressure.

Tilo says : I hate roosters in the morning, i'm gonna ringle them all! and eat them for dinner.

Wakkawakkawakka - Holy shit! poor roosters!

by Yoelakazam & Wiggazard May 11, 2008

riddled

One whom is infected with various and virulent STD's.

i'm not fucking his butt.. he's riddled..

by Silverbak July 5, 2005

Chinese Riddler

When your sleeping with a girl and stick your penis in her butt and quickly pull it out and pretending to be asleep leaving the girl all confused.

Last night i gave my wife a Chinese Riddler and now she thinks we have ghosts.

by The Original Riddler October 28, 2009

rinklefalen

Humping a soapy washcloth in the bottom of a dry bathtub. (a form of masturbation)

I rinklefalen whenever my GF isn't in the mood brah.

by TroyS February 12, 2006

Rinkled

A feeling that you get after something bad or depressing happens to you... A feeling like your just rinkling up where you stand.

Dude my girlfriend just broke up with me... I'm feeling real rinkled right now. I don't feel like hanging out.

by 3azy May 16, 2007

Ridler

Homo non-erectus: predominantly male species that is slowly dieing out due to lack of capability to attract the opposite sex because of social incompatibility.

Male 1: All the Ridlers are dieing out!
Male 2: Who gives a fuck, good ridance!

by bongo bongo June 12, 2008