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Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.
“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”
by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023
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Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.
by Ligma Balls 69 November 8, 2023
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Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis
Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs
by Realdog May 27, 2024
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Reuben's Corsairs

The Corsairs usually are based around After the Flash: Deep Six. This faction has replaced B3 in lore of th game. Along with that they are secretly allied to the MEB and are super edgy pirates that literally any LPM will tell you that they're better. because most looms are biased when it comes to Corsairs
Reuben's Corsairs looted the pawn shop.
by JustToastDude April 3, 2017
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Reuben

Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!
“Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”
by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023
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Reuben

reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.
"reuben stop ignoring me, i need love and affection"
REUBEN :"piss off"
by Sparkava June 17, 2024
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reuben

reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife
“yo we beefing
“yh add reuben for backcase
by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 4, 2020
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