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rank return

Returning something that was left at your house by first having a bowel movement in it and then throwing it at the door of the owner's house.
I found your missing glove on my couch so I rank returned it.
by brewster726 March 25, 2013
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Eye retard

A cool name for someone who wears glasses
Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.
by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022
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Somehow Palpatine Returned

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.
"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"
by anakingoatwalker February 23, 2022
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retawdid

Going dumb” or “Snapping” on a song or beat.
Generally, a positive term to use, not to be confused with “Retarded”

Popularily used by Kevin Gates, his fans, and is Louisana slang
Guy 1: You heard Kevin Gates’ new song, Change Lanes?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, shit’s retawdid
by LlamaWhoKnives June 7, 2018
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Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.
That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!
by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010
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Skeet 'n' retreat

Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.
1: You stickin' around once you've tapped that?
2: Na, man. Skeet 'n' retreat!
1: Word.
by Giles Bohanek / Jeff Dickson January 1, 2008
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Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.
Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010
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