resistential

The opposite of existential, to NEVER have existed in the first place

Resistentially, they never would have met.

by DramaLlama74015 November 21, 2016

respiratory system

‘The Respiratory System’ is the process of breathing in oxygen, and out C02 (Carbon Dioxide).

The Respiratory starts in the joint that holds the connection between your mouth and nose, this then flows all the way through a long tube and is connected to the lungs. Here...

Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”

Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.

Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”

by LlamaFlames4life June 11, 2019

Respiratory Orgy

A social gathering of selfish people, without masks or social distancing, during a global pandemic, at which covid-19 could easily spread through close contact of respiratory droplets.

Thanks for including me in your invitations, however I will not be attending your respiratory orgy.

by Gin5 November 6, 2020

Bullet Resistant Boy Scouts

The 7 memebers where called bullet proof boy scouts but then min ho got shot and now they are bullet resistant boy scouts.

I really like the k-pop group Bullet Resistant Boy Scouts.

by ARMY 1234 February 6, 2019

stealth offer rescission

To bring in a huge class of first year associates when there is very little work for them and then layoff over half of them only four months later.

To avoid the appearance of rescinding offers the New York office of Latham & Watkins brought in a massive class of first years even though there was no work for them and then laid off over half of them only four months later.

A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.

by Latham Diaries May 7, 2010

resistance fall of man

A PS3 game that sold the most copies but got shit once you completed it.

Man1:Just completed resistance fall of man.
Man2:What are you going to do now.
Man1:Have a WANK.
Man2:Same

by Ugly-Wan February 25, 2008

Respirator

This is were you have someone lie down and open their mouth. Then the donor pulls of their pants and farts into the recipient's mouth. The recipient then inhails the gas.
Can be done without recipient's permission, but that is not advised. This is very populator in some parts of Michigan.

So I was diving with Brando and my tank ran out of air, he noticed and motioned me to open my mouth...I don't know why I closed my eyes but I did and the next thing I know was he gave me a Respirator...It tasted bad and I still couldn't breath...

by JHD May 23, 2006