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BOSS: "Mya, Did you get the memo? We're now using the new cover on all TPS Reports. If you could just do that, that would be great. Thanks."
by Michael Bolton April 3, 2003
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Vail Resorts Gift

A piece of shit that is completely worthless and noboby actually wants. Before distribution, they stamp their logo all over it so nobody can mistake it for actual garbage.
Man this buff is a sweet Vail Resorts Gift.
by Robert Katz December 12, 2007
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report card

your will
some person: "I just got my report card"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"
by mexican.potato February 21, 2023
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Minority Report

A sympathetic news story in the wake of criminal or unethical conduct by a minority member highlighting the stress the incident has caused others in the same minority.
The recent shooting at Fort Hood resulted in a spate of minority reports about Muslims in the military from the AP, Reuters, and major media outlets.
by Jamax November 7, 2009
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minority report

A white guy who is only interested in chicks of another race, i.e. asians, blacks, and latinos
by Jintegrity April 7, 2004
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report card feet

When a person, usually a basketball or soccer player, wears multiple nike socks over each other, creating a row of check marks below each other. The resulting image resembles a report card with multiple rows of check marks.
Yo, did you see that kid's feet?

Yeah, thats a classic example of report card feet. I wonder if his report card has as many checks as those socks.
by Pair of Pants December 23, 2010
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tps reports

Transaction Processing Schedules >
I work for UPS in Carolina, we use these everyday. They summarize client management interaction with the tmh machines. We have to fax them off to the head office every hour, and if there is no cover sheet we get the tps stamp and stamp it on our adf. fyi - 2 years ago they found this guy in inventory dead > appartently a stack of tps reports collapsed on him trapping him for days. He tried to chew throough the reports, but the ink on the reports were toxic.
"did you hear about the guy that died from the tps reports."
by Mike Frost December 31, 2003
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