relapse

a) eventually starting masturbating again, after having once been able to stop masturbating, b) eventually restarting doing things that you've not done in a while

After a few months of self-control, I faced a relapse and found myself struggling to stick with my commitment to abstain from masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

False Relapse

"False relapse" is a transpiration of the cerebral nerve forgetting one thing and thus, relating to the former phrase or inculcation. False relapse is a typical error in social media, should it be considered one. People who experience false relapse tend to go into an unbreakable, slight tenacity. False relapse may coincide chronologically or irrationally, which are the two major figments of false relapse. Usually, false relapse is exhibited by postdate text (See e.g. 1).

False relapse is only an occurrence, and it poses no threat. If frequencies of false relapse do appear, however, it is known as, "acute false relapse".

False relapse, postdate: "I like to read books. Books are informative. I like to read books.
False relapse, chronological: "I don't mean to debate, but it seems people tend TO
TO care about money from pseudo-dramatic content than stopping war and keeping tranquil."
False relapse, irrational: " I am twenty "yo" years old." "Your spelling needs improvement, but evermore, your fine." "(Explicit language repeated incoherently)"

by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014

Butt relish

Butt relish is. Shit sperm and lube mixed

Last night. I looked on the bed and there was butt relish

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

Nose Relish

That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.

I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

triple relapse

When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.

(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die

by That.Kidd.Fish August 23, 2021

Quad Relapse

When the entire body goes numb and the penis loses circulation. Often caused by mass masturbation, a quad relapse is a sign of your blood flow slowing down and stopping. Symptoms of a quad relapse: numb penis, numb legs, numb arms, ringing in the ears, blood flowing out the penis or the eyes.

(A) Fuck man.... I just quad relapsed
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021

Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021