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Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses
Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*
by Clara Winters July 17, 2022
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radinotical

It means that your cool, awesome, rad, or something or someone is so awfully amazing you don't know what to say!

or you use it when the conversation gets dry and you don't know what to say....
Laura: *sends a picture of her Halloween fit*

Rachel: That's so radinotical if you ask me, everyone will love it!

Laura: Hopefully girlie, thanks! xx
by lillz ! October 22, 2022
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Stutter-Reading

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.
I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.
by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009
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Sexy Reading

When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.
Who doesn't love or enjoy some sexy reading?
by TheIslander96 June 17, 2015
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Bed-Reading

The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.
by dirkdiggler12 December 4, 2016
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Night Reading

Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.

Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020
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silent reading

the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.

failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
by isaiddhss:) February 25, 2021
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