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rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.
Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob
by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014
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Rectum squeeze

When the poop is half way out of your rectum and your body tenses for no reason and pushes the poop back in creating immense pleasure
by Succulent anal seepage September 21, 2021
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Rectum Rocket

an appetizer of a grilled split jalapeno with cream cheese filling then with American bacon wrapped around it. Held together with toothpicks, then grilled over an open fire.
Before we had steaks, we had an appetizer of rectum rockets.
by BigGuyfromTexas July 23, 2015
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rectum ruin

1. To extremely ruin ones asshole to the point of no saving.2. To fist ones ass so hard that their guts shoot out of their mouth creating a whirlwind of guts.3. To eat a spicy food then sit on the golden throne for hours screaming and crying for several hours
Dude did you hear about that rectum ruin I gave Katy last weekend.... Yeah dude she will be ruined forever
by The Ten Inch Turd May 3, 2018
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Rectum Ruiner

Similar to a Shit Stabber however these kind of homo's ruin the rectum region.
Alan: Was that alright for you?

Eric: Orrr nooo your such a rectum ruiner... i'll be shitting for days!!
by Eric The Bandit January 3, 2012
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Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"
Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum
by Jara42274 March 13, 2018
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Rectum Dragon

A way of describing an uncomfortable and fiery sensation of the rectum.
I did anal with the girl I met at the bars this past weekend and totally left her with a rectum dragon.
by Cunt Wizard December 10, 2014
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