One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

External Variables (Scientific Research)

The chaotic, messy, and uncontrollable factors from the real world that invade a controlled experiment and ruin its beautiful, clean data. They are everything the researchers didn't think of, couldn't control for, or actively ignored to make their study publishable. If a lab study shows that people in a quiet room perform better on puzzles, the External Variables are the screaming kids, the pounding hangover, and the constant phone notifications of real life. They are the reason why a drug that works in 100% of carefully selected mice only works in 30% of chaotic, genetically diverse, cheeseburger-eating humans.

External Variables (Scientific Research) "That study saying productivity apps change your life controlled for every Internal Variable. But they didn't account for the External Variables: your battery dying, your boss adding more work, and your cat walking across the keyboard. The lab is a lie; the External Variables are always waiting outside the door."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

love-doll realism research

A bu**s**t claim --- i.e., dat you're wanting to compare da texture/malleability of a silicone adult-store mannequin wif da "real deal" to see how truly-similar they feel --- dat you tell a "hot 'n' curvy" chick in order to hopefully get her to let you "squeeze theeze" (or possibly "go even further", if ya get my drift). :P

Chubby gal, smilingly showering with a still-stiff-penised guy after they've shared a "hot 'n' heavy" bouncy-bouncy session: Ya know, Dude, you coulda just asked me straight out if we could be intimate; I woulda let you have touchy-feely privileges in da first place --- ya didn't need to give me dat long "love-doll realism research" spiel to get me to shed my bra and panties for you!

by QuacksO April 10, 2026

Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

by Corsters May 20, 2025

vein of function research

research pertaining to veiny meat

Pozo was caught red handed conducting vein of function research without authority

by waller69 June 8, 2025

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025