realationship

An offline relationship in reality in defiance of social networking in virtual reality.

We now have a realationship after having had a fleeting online relationship.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

renaltard

like a retard but more of an arse

by pitbulluk August 5, 2003

REALbasic

Simply crap.

A broken language and framework that is the cause of many suicides. Designed by Mac users and is broken on Windows and on Mac too, just not as broken as on Windows.

Been renamed recently-rhymes with mojo-, still crap.

Oh not again! REALBasic killed itself and my last hour of work. Oh wait it is asking me to recover... And it is corrupted!

by Bizuki June 11, 2018

Realfag

The art of actually being a bonified fag.

Person A: Hey, I was wondering if there were any other guys out there that like playing with Barbie dolls? I can't be the only one.

Person B: God help us if you aren't. Also; Realfag.

by /B/oredem July 26, 2009

REALbasic

Poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.

A REALLLY BASIC PROGRAM

A useless and meaningless waste of money.

Supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to Visual Basic, as such it fails. Also designed by MAC people for MAC's, also fails. Refuses to work on such stable systems such as a PC. Therefore EPIC FAIL!

Picks and chooses where & when it likes to work.

Teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen OFTEN!

MADE IN CHINA, OBVIOUSLY of low asian quality yet again.

Extremely good at creating encrypted files, Corrupts them beyond repair and then cannot even recognize the file itself!

For working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that REALbasic falls into the useless crap department.

Rather than using REALbasic why not try doing nothing instead. It's much more entertaining.

To be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.
Likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.

Smivvy: "Now to build and test my game"

Realbasic: "Computer says no...." REALbasic then proceeds to crash for the 101st time today...
Smivvy: "Ah S&^% not again!"
Smivvy: "good thing I saved it"
REALbasic: "***FILE IS CORRUPTED***"
Smivvy: "bloody MAC crud"

by IEXORCIST October 6, 2009

Realda

Amazing, Beautiful, Funny, Caring, and one of a kind comes to mind when giving a definition about a Realda. A person who is immensely beautiful both inside and out, A Realda is something everyone should aspire to be like but no one truly can be a Realda, as Realda is one of a kind. Being amazingly caring just explodes from within a Realda, A person who is always there and willing to help at anytime, making sure people she loves are okay and always happy. As well as being Beautiful a Realda is someone who is extremely funny, someone people love to be around and spend time with, a Realda never fails to put a smile on people’s faces around her. All in all a Realda is truly something uniquely beautiful and something impossible to find in just any person, all in all a Realda is something everyone would love to have in their lives and anyone would be lucky to know a Realda, they are truly and simply the best in the world!

You are amazing, just like a Realda.

You are so beautiful, you must be a Realda.

by Mr.Fantastic.1993 October 1, 2012

RealArkayy

A hunk of man, a Chad amongst Chads . Best 2020 streamer . Better than SL4W. He is very pog yes yes.

Follow RealArkayy at Twitch, Poggers

by RealArkayyLover3000 December 31, 2020