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cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006
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Alphabet rating

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.
In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.
by Leco January 23, 2009
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nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.
Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?
by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008
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Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.
by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009
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Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
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(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3
by FreeWheelTheory June 22, 2011
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Tour Ratings

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.
Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'
by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010
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ratify

To approve, formally, according to a set of established procedures.
You must get several states to ratify an amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America before it becomes established.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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