Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

man ranch

semen (the white substance that comes from a dude's erect penis)

That slut is all about the man ranch. She swallows every last drop.

by Kito Hughes August 13, 2007

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

love rance

a guy in da bay famous for a song called " beat tha pussy up" ..... you know what he likes

girl: heyb love rance is coming to san ho!
other girl: woo hoo i hope he beats up a puss

by baybay6 September 21, 2011

ladera ranch middle school

Everyone is rich and white, much like the teens they Juul and shit, make fun of lgbtq+ people, and probably own checkered vans (which I am guilty of). Most of the boys skate and most of the girls bitch on people, these creatures preform rituals like these and others like tping, smoking weed, and riding their bike into a giant puddle... Because everyone is super insecure they all feel the need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and feel the need to constantly be an asshole(im guilty of that too i wont deny it).

person one: oh look there is a retarded kid skating and juuling over there.
person two: oh that kid is definitely from ladera ranch middle school.
Person one: oof

by ismellpennies February 17, 2019

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

Pizza Ranch Mode

When you get so beezy you go and throw on some Pizza Ranch clothes you then throw a cigar in your mouth and dance to Black and Yellow. Possibly puking black shit all over your bathroom afterwards.

Doo, lets get beezy. Holy shit where did u get those pizza ranch clothes!

Mane you was in pizza ranch mode

by Beezy money January 9, 2011