ass ramen

The act of shoving rice noodles in someone's ass, and having them shit it out for someone's dinner.

Hey Marty, I got some ass ramen brewin, you want some bro?

by General_Earl January 13, 2013

Rahman Jamaal

Rahman Jamaal is an actor, writer, lyricist and community leader for Hip Hop Congress.

Rahman Jamaal is the star actor in the film, "The Beat" along side emcees Coolio, ChinoXL & singer-songwriter Brian McKnight. Rahman Jamaal released "Jazz-Hop Revolution" with John Lindberg, notable jazz-composer and recording artist. Rahman Jamaal holds the Chair position as West Coast Regional Coordinator for Hip Hop Congress, a national 501c3 non-profit organization specializing in community networking and educational programming. Featured in UBO Magazine.

by Rahman Jamaal August 20, 2009

ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.

whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.

by SOLARMOON July 19, 2010

Ramen

Ramen is probably the best thing a kid can buy and is cheaper than a snickers bar I know it's sad.

"You know your broke when you can't even afford ramen" ~ Bushmantrash

by bushmantrash September 26, 2019

Ramen Noodles

One of many forms of noodles popular in Japan. The "Instant Ramen" which can be found on grocery shelves is similar, in the same way that instant chicken soup is similar to real chicken soup. The word "Ramen" is a Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese "Lo-mein" (since Japanese does not distinguish between the sounds "L" and "R")

I lived on instant ramen seven days a week so I could save my lunch money for beer on weekends.

by Geoffrey A. September 18, 2005

Theory of Ramen Implosion

This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.

The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.

The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.

The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.


This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.

One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Ramen

Japanese mispronounciation of the Chinese word for noodles: "Lo Mein".

Naruto's favourite food.

Contrary to popular belief, the noodles aren't freeze dried. They are actually put into a mold and lightly fried.

"another bowl of ramen" random Naruto quote (probably not)

by Lockley February 10, 2005