rump roasted

Butthurt

He is rump roasted because I just schooled him in basketball.

by AfghanistanBananaMan May 18, 2014

dry roasted peanut head

Usually someone call Alfie, they have a stupid head shape and look like a Mong

Alfie, you're a dry roasted peanut head

by Insulter123 May 27, 2016

Pork Roasted

Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.

Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!

by KingBlooted February 25, 2011

Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

by scrotumloverboy July 2, 2011

U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods

Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted

by NoobScrub February 19, 2019

Boom Roasted

When you get boom roasted, it is equivalent of getting burned!
So if you say something and some one has a come back someone else can say "Ohhhh Boom Roasted!"

Girl "Can i play with your ball?"
Boy" That's what she saidd!!!"

Boy 2" OHHHHHH boom roasted!!!"

by coolsause101 June 7, 2009

[honey roasted]

when you get cuaght in the act of lieing. tryin to sweeten up a salty nut with a honey coat.

use; "oh man, did you see so and so they got honey roasted at the store when they were cuaght using stolen credit. wrapping a turd in gift wrap

by jimi jamz January 22, 2009