The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

Preston The King Returns

a bad ass that dissed a teacher (bispo)and has a YouTube channel

sub to Preston the king returns

by Preston The King Returns gang November 25, 2019

The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006

Cow return grass

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.

COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Modern revisit to the classic dawn of id software, and a stark change from the originals of the series (like Wolfenstein 3D). True to the FPS format, RtCW takes B.J Blazkowicz back to Nazi Germany, working for the Office of Secret Actions, where he must escape his dungeon prison Castle Wolfenstein, uncover the secret projects of the SS (e.g. the Venom gun and the the Super Soldier project), and eventually return to the castle to defeat the Nazi's ultimate weapon: the reincarnated Heinrich.

RtCW gives a modern spin on the Wolfenstein series and features many actual weapons and figureheads of the era (Colt 1911, Luger, Himmler) and several ficticious creations (the Venom, Tesla, and Lopers).

by Wasser_Spiegel July 14, 2005

yellow car no returns

When you see a yellow car you punch someone

“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”

by rayiskool July 7, 2023

Return from the Dead

When you die, and then you come back to life. Or in films a character is assumed dead when he/she is not dead. That character then shows themself alive.

Rafe McCawly "returns from the Dead" in Pearl Harbor, after being shot down in Europe.
Freddy Krueger has a constant return from the dead thing.
Jesus Christ returned from the dead

by Jedi_Master01 January 13, 2009