Religion 

The stupidest more fucked up form of brainwashing known to man and women kind.

Fuck that, religion is so fucking stupid

Religion by D.I.C.K. March 10, 2017

religion 

Religions, called by the white man, are nothing but brain washing rules that priests and books tell you go to by. Fuck religions, just believe what you want to believe, have faith in whatever god you wish to have faith in, and live life. There isn't any "hell" or "devil". All that Lucifer and shit is in a book written over the course of what, 200, 300 years? Fuck that shit.

Moron: Guess what, I'm a Christian who says the Rapture WILL happen because the bible says so.
Me: Guess what? You're a closeminded dumbass who can't think for themselves and is brainwashed by priests, church, and the bible.

religion by PeaceNotWar04 October 26, 2004

Religion 

A set of beleifs designed to explain the unanswerable questions of this world because people, apparently, can't handle things they don't understand. Although lots of these things have now been explained through science, people still refuse to let go of religion, because they now can't handle to see the truth and this falsehood provides a comfort that a life in this worhtless world will utlimately lead to a greater happiness (or afterlife).

Religion has also been used as the justification for murder and various other acts seen as wrong, even though these acts are against the teachings of the religion.

Of course their is no proof of whether any religion can be considered false or true, and this can probably only be discovered in death.

If there was one true religion, surely we'd know about it

Religion by FuckOrganisedReligionUpTheArse March 16, 2005

religion 

n.
1. A barrier that separates man from God.

2. An organization created to intimidate people, or to be used as a scapegoat for man's own delusion.

Religion is just a group with a set of man-made dogmatic teachings which causes people to become deluded. Dogma does not get you to Heaven. Religion was never inspired by God. It was only inspired by man.

religion by JWil888 February 4, 2009

Religion 

People's justification for existence, system of belief that validates and explains life. Said people then proceed to disagree upon the details of the faith and blow each other up.
See bollocks

My religion's better than yours cos I'm allowed to shag.

Religion by Suze Boo October 13, 2004

religion 

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

religion by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

Religion 

Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.

Man, look at that religion goin off and killin demselves.

Religion by Ryan November 9, 2003