hit it and quit it

Have sex, skeet, and never talk to that bitch ever again

I was drunk so I hit it and quit it

by mexicant April 17, 2005

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

quit yo bitchin

when you want either your friend or your date to stfu and stop complaining

Friend: omg fml i got an f on my final and i got a really bad hair day

You: bitch quit yo bitchin

by dudescicle June 20, 2011

sad, quiet ending

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.

My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.

by darthcletus January 16, 2009

ass that don't quit

An ass that looks just as good in jeans or a skirt as it does in a thong.

you see that slut in the pink skirt?
she had a ass that don't quit.

by diesel.. June 3, 2006

one hit quit

Weed that will get the smoker high in one hit. Usually very expensive, but worth it.

Come to the party, we gonna get some one hit quit shit.

by Unho1y Gost April 24, 2005

Quiet kid

The quiet kid is usually a kid in school who is considered quiet and/or silent. In meme culture the quiet kid is considered the most badass person in the class and be able to kick everybody's ass. Example of this is include Light Yagami from Death note and Onision's self inserts in his books. Alot of the quiet kid memes is likely there for the author to self insert themself as a cool kid since alot of internet users was themself quiet as a kid. Alot of the jokes also revolve aroud "school shooting happens, lol"

student 1: "Hi"
Quiet kid 1: "..."

by Wulmer May 31, 2021