Fruity Queef Nugget

A person who is being a complete asshole.
and you just feel like killing.
and needs to get hit by a queef nugget.

"Get off my girlfriend you fucking fruity queef nugget!"

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by FQN May 27, 2009

pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

Quebexican

(adjective) Describing all things originating from the Canadian province of Quebexico; including people, objects, dirty accents, & strippers.

The Quebexican stripper wowed the 15 year old audience in Hull, Quebexico; where according to Quebexican law, you must be this tall to drink legally.

by Axel Ski February 25, 2010

queef cake

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."

Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.

by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

quebecoise

A woman from Quebec, Canada. Most of them are gorgeous. They almost all speak French (at least the pretty ones) but English also and with a beautiful accent.

I wanted to date a quebecoise but I ended up with a bitch from Ontario.

by Derek Wilson March 10, 2008

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005