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Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
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quart

Common name for a 750ML bottle of hard liquor in the East Cost of Canada. Can be defined as 32 ounces, 4 cups, 2 pints, or 1 quart.
we went to the licquor store and bought a quart of vodka.
by Evan D.A. September 1, 2008
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monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.
Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.
by OverAllComa January 13, 2005
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half quarter

Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.

Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
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Quarse

Someone who does not know the meaning of the word quarse.
Donothan: you’re such a quarse!
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Rose quartz

A pink crystal that is used to attract love; self love or love from another person. If someone gives your rose quartz, theyre literally in love with you.
Omg!! I got him a rose quartz crystal and now he wont stop texting me.
by 444girl333 June 3, 2021
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Quarry

1 : an open excavation usually for obtaining building stone, slate, or limestone
2 : a rich source
3 : the most epic party ever created which is celebrated in the woods known as 'quarry', held three times a year by the American International School of Vienna.
"Dude are you going to quarry tomorrow?"
"Yeah who the fuck wouldn't?"
by selethain April 23, 2009
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