california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

Quakered

A term used to describe hard beating. Used often in video games in place of "raped".

Wow that kid just got quakered. Get quakered scrub. Its quaker time.

by Restaurante October 16, 2008

Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."

Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time

by EternalReq December 9, 2008

quakeawake

A stimulus whip people need to act and react and do what needs to be done on matters that are in dire need of attention/help (welfare, healthcare, education, infrastructure, etc.), before disasters strike (i. e. fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.).

- Why is it that only when some kind of calamity happens, we feel the humanitarian compassion to help others every way we can! Do we really have to wait for a quakeawake to help each other? couldn't it be done on a day to day basis? I think so, don't you?

by Cybercass January 18, 2010

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Quabeana

An action. Also known as a "beana". To quickly run your finger, or other objects, through someone's butt crack, while exclaiming "QUABEANA!". Not a sexual gesture.

Different variations include changing the location of the "beana" (I.E. Quabeana-ing someone in the kitchen might also be called a "Kitchen-beana!")

Or changing the beana'd body part (I.E. Running your finger through someone's cleavage may also be called a Boob-crack-beana!)

1. "I can't believe you Quabeana'd me while I bent down to tie my shoe!"

2. While at olive garden, my sister ran her breadstick along the waitress' crack and yelled, "WAITRESS-BEANA!"

by SRH July 12, 2012

Quakemeister

Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.

Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.

by Cheryl Mc February 8, 2009