Pussy bread

Bread that is made using the yeast from someone’s yeast infection

“Damn! I wasn’t expecting my pussy bread to taste this good!”
“I can’t find any yeast at the store so I guess I’ll have to make pussy bread”

by Abbymarie51 June 29, 2020

Pussy Braid

noun

1. the threads of a females genital hair joined together in to a form similar to a rope

That Pussy Braid is so complex and interwoven it can be used as a sex toy.

In certain cultures throughout time, the woman in a matriarchal society with the biggest Pussy Braid ruled with a hairy bush.

by Bae Poo 69 March 17, 2021

Seaworld Pussy

the fishy vaginal smell associated with dirty hoes

she smelled so bad I could not even finish, Bitch had SeaWorld Pussy.

by Boilerup182 May 7, 2011

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

postmarital pussy pay

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

Flying Pussy

A vagina with labias that extend so far outside of the body that they flap and fly as far as the distance from earth to Uranus.

I missed my flight home from the bachelorette party because I was so drunk. Thankfully Caity had a Flying Pussy so we grabbed on and got a free ride home.

by True_X_Blue August 11, 2023

Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011