PUNCHKIN

When a girl is giving a guy a really good blow job, and after a few minutes into it she stops and punches him as hard as she can in the balls.
Or...
Tell a guy you want to give him a blow job, after he pulls down his pants wait a few seconds and give him a SUPER punch to the balls.

My boyfriend wouldn't stop playing video games so I gave him a punchkin.

by Gina M. October 9, 2006

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 April 15, 2011

Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.

Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...

by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011

Weak Punchlines

See Lil Wayne

Lil' Wayne has weak punchlines.

by GrahamCrackers April 11, 2013

punchindaskunk

To have sex with a woman with smelly pussy.

I went to dawns and was punchindaskunk and that shit smelt like salmon patties.

by dshizzle October 1, 2003

Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"

Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.

by 1cebear August 13, 2010

soul punching

Sex that is so powerful, intense, and orgasmic that it literally hits each other soul.

Omg, sex with her last night was amazingly soul punching.

by GhettoGeek February 24, 2015