Jesus portal

Smoking weed mixed with DMT out of a bong.

Smoke this Jesus Portal to take a trip to a different dimension

by Midpaqqqqq May 31, 2020

Thinking with portals

When you use portals in a clever way.

you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"

by croppers April 25, 2010

pretaliate

Seizing the opportunity to take preemptive retaliation for something you know will happen.

Messing around with friends often escalates with some crescendo event that signals the end to the fun. To pretaliate is to abruptly advance the inevitable ensuring that you are never the target. Pretaliatory action must ensure that nobody wants to continue playing.

As Ken and Jim where trading stink bombs while watching the game, Larry quietly decided he would pretaliate by taking a dump in the nacho dip.

by Raphael Ricardo January 18, 2008

Portalphile

Someone who is sexually aroused by one or multiple aspects of the Portal video game series cannon, and commonly uses the internet to search out Rule 34 pertaining to the game. They may also contribute their own erotic fanart and fanfiction to Portalphile fansites such as portal-after-dark.tumblr.com. The fetish can be due to a wide variety of reasons, ranging from robosexuality/technophilia, to perceiving certain aspects of the game (such as the nature of Testing Euphoria or appearance of Conversion Gel) as suggestive, to just plain thinking all the wires and cables are a good springboard for tentacle porn. Other reasons can be based in innocent crushes as many of the game's iconic characters (specifically GLaDOS and Wheatley) have cult followings by their respective opposite sexes.

"Ack! Why does Dan's desktop have a cartoon of a giant robot ramming a cable up that female inmate's..."
"He's a Portalphile. It's a long story; let's just close the lid, okay?"

by depressedannie May 29, 2014

probaly

a much higher probability than probably, but less than likely, but not as much as definitely

Justin: i probaly have to go get surgery for my rectum soon
BJ: same

by jackierodz September 5, 2014

proctalgia

medical way of saying PITA.

pretty self explanatory.

by incognito February 20, 2005

Prota~

Prota is short for Protagonist, this is usually the hero of a novel, or a random person that goes on random chatrooms. Prota's a baka; baka meaning idiot in Japanese.

Prota~: Hello
Random Person: Hi, Pro-fag-onist!
Prota~: Come on. -.-
Random person: The baka Prota.

by Prota~ August 28, 2014