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promisecuous

Denotes the status of frequently making an verbal commitment to spread your legs as "collateral" for a favor that someone else does for you, such as loaning you money, giving you a ride, performing manual labor for you, etc.
Agreeing to help a promisecuous lady may be all well and good, but one should consider how likely it is that said chick will actually keep her word when the time comes for her to "deliver the goods".
by QuacksO November 28, 2018
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promise

A really shitty and conceited person. Doesn't know what a friend is. Good at manipulating and doesn't care about who or what she does it to, as long as she gets her way. Usually seen as a snake.
That girl Promise is a wreck!
by bobbilovesvagina October 27, 2019
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promise shoe

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.
you give someone you really love and want to marry a promise shoe
by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020
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PROMISE P

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BIRTH NAME: PROMISE DEANTHONE PETERS ARTIST NAME : PROMISE P KNOW : ARTIST & PRODUCER BIRTHDAY: SEPTEMBER 30, 1988 CITY OF BIRTH : FRESNO CA, FIRST SCHOOL : LONG BEACH, CA BORN IN POVERTY LOW INCOME HOUSING SINGLE PARENT HOUSE HOLD BOTH PARENTS SEPARATED AT ONE YEARS OLD. PROMISE P'S FATHER LIVED IN SOUTHERN UNITED STATES WITH PROMISE P'S LITTLE BROTHERS.

Promise P earlier at age 24 produced & wrote RollPlay his single that ended up on worldstar hiphop , which created the current fan base Promise Peters has now The video also feature's The mother of (rappers) Drakes son. "Sophie Brussaux " which also created the fan base Promise Peters has now, the article was also featured on DJ vlad's vladtv.com a notable hiphop high traffic website & more Promise Peters continues to record new music sell merchandise & writes music for other artist.
A YOU HEARD THAT ROLLPLAY SONG ON WORLDSTAR PEOPLE BEEN HAVIN SEX TO , MEANS AYE YOU HEARD THAT SONG BY PROMISE P ROLLPLAY
by jackie mcdaniel November 25, 2021
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promise ๐Ÿ˜Š

the biggest lie one direction has ever told. aside from denying knowing anything about rbb, but that's a whole other thing.
directioners: "will there be a one direction reunion?"
one direction (specifically louis): "promise ๐Ÿ˜Š"
by sunflowervol6 April 25, 2022
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Conrow Promise

When someone tells you that there are going to be a group of sexy asian girls at a specific location. Term came about by the infamous Justin Conrow.
Im Definitely going to the club tonight, i got the Conrow promise and i have yellow fever tonight.
by Bobby Dangerous February 20, 2009
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The Promise

A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)
Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.
by That dudeification July 22, 2010
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