Terrorist Surveillance Program

Term that the White House invented in order to sway public opinion on President Bush's illegal wiretapping of American Citezens without court warrants.

Typical Republican: We need the Terrorist Surveillance Program in order to protect our national security.

Republican Hack: Democrats are unpatriotic because they oppose the Terrorist Surveillance Program

by rootgroove February 15, 2006

programmatical

a task or routine that can be accomplished through routine programming.

Once you identify a plane in space, the rest of the inspection is simply programatical.

by MrKnuckle August 31, 2004

H-B Woodlawn Program

An alternative program, or school, with grades from 6th-12th located in Arlington, VA, that's just better than any local school in the county (we've got written proof). Where kids excel in a independent learning environment, such as going to class is optional, and also includes learning alcohol intake unlike fellow Yorktown High School. Notoriously known as the "hippie" or "pothead" school, but in reality we just know how to party.

Question: Oh so you're from H-B, so do who smoke pot every day?

Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.

by HB February 19, 2005

Programmer

An individual skilled at writing software code.

Neo-programmers are unlike computer nerds of the past. These new programmers are numerous, travel in groups, and can be easily identified by scruffy hair accompanied with a goatee. Most enjoy arguing with you about the minutia of life. Eating habits are poor, which generally leads to moderate or severe potbelly.

Programmers also enjoy other activities, including online poker, Halo 3, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and playing guitar.

They can sometimes be abrasive due to poor underlying social skills. For example, every joke a programmer tells is specifically designed to make sense only to other programmers. This makes attracting females difficult, which can easily be fixed by meeting women through an online service.

Non-programmer: What's the difference between Python and C++?

Programmer: Don't talk to me you fuckin' nub.

by Godlesscommie February 13, 2009

Garota de Programa

From Brazilan Portuguese, it translates into English as a "young girl of the program", in this case the "program" refers to their welfare program.

With already high unemployment, a young girl on welfare with children to feed, spare time and limited skills might turn to the oldest profession on the planet.

"Ela esta uma garota de programa?"
"Nao, ela esta uma trabalhadora normal."

"Is she a prostitute?"
"No, she works a normal job."

or,

"Ela esta uma garota?"
"Is she a young girl?"
(It is retorical, she is obviously an extremely pretty young girl, so the question really is: "Will she expect to be paid?"

Or more directly,

"Ela faz o programa?"
"Does she work the program"

by feliz cao March 25, 2009

prograstinate

smoke herb instead of doing work

Instead of changing diapers he would rather prograstinate.

by garvald December 15, 2008

Programming

Basically, telling your computer to do stuff using a programming language. As long as the computer understands the code, it will execute the command blindly.

I tried reprogramming Windows and my computer crashed.
I programmed my computer to overclock itself.
I programmed my computer to create and save files on my hard drive. For some reason, it stopped working...

by KC June 20, 2006