Professor Umbridge

That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)

Professor Umbridge is the only person you want dead more than Voldemort.

by hufflepuff07 March 20, 2017

the hungry professor

The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.

yo Pierre, Miss Wilkins, your mother and I performed the hungry professor the other night!

by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019

Professional Wrestling

A type of entertainment loosely based on the sport of wrestling; the athletes are real, the pain is real, the blood is real, but the mathches and the outcomes of matches are planned ahead.

The professional wrestling match between the Hardy Boyz, the Dudley Boyz, and Christian and Edge was very entertaining, especially when Matt Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley fell through the four tables together.

by ibeamee March 23, 2004

professional virgin

noun: a woman who flaunts her "pureness" in public while sucking cock in private. Her image would be sullied if it were revealed that she was just like everyone else in her peer group (sexually active). Could also apply to a man, I guess, but how many guys brag about being a virgin?

the following are examples of celebrity women who could be accused of being professional virgins-

circa 1982-"Hi, I'm Brooke Shields, and I never, ever have sex with anyone! I'm saving myself for marriage!!" (doggy style? ok, Andre!!)
circa 1998-"Hi, I'm Britney Spears, and I'm as pure as the driven snow!! I don't let a boy go all the way with me ever! I'm waiting until I'm married!!" (ok, Justin, but let me mouthwash first. I can still taste your cock.)

by earpuller September 17, 2005

professor x

A dude that has pyshic mind power stuff going on and wheels himself around in a wheel chair. He is the leader of the X-men.

Proffesor X beat Magneto up with the help of his floating wheel chair

by Dane Echinas September 21, 2003

professor frink

legenday fictional nerd, modeled after Jerry Lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.

"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"

by equine_attraction_00 June 28, 2004

professional cheater

1. One who finds ways to obtain answers to tests other than through one's own personal knowledge
1a. Specifically, one who cleverly uses the other side of a scantron to read
the answers during a makeup test, fooling everyone
2. One who does not feel the rules every student must abide by apply to him/her
3. One who, in the event that a major cheating ring he/she was in charge of gets busted, finds a way to be the only person not officially blamed
4. One who always has an aliby or a reason as to why any suspected cheating was a misunderstanding
4a. If all else fails, one who will bring in his dominating mother and/or lawyer to settle things with the high school administration

There are a few good cheaters in my high school, but only one professional cheater - he was simply disgusting.

by His loyal jester September 30, 2006