private profile

the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.

mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL

by mike tree December 6, 2006

Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square

"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."

by katlindawnu March 31, 2009

private study

Listening to music mucking about and watching popular videos on youtube.

I am going to do private study today in English class.

by Mrs Bondi March 19, 2017

private browsing

perusing genitals

"What's the point of private browsing when you've got me waiting at home?"
"Variety."

by jonlaundromat November 16, 2017

Privatekeyboard

The most caring and incredible individuals with the biggest heart. Always trying to make everyone’s day just a little bit better. Always looking on the bright side

You really helped me. You’re a real privatekeyboard

by Bigballz6969 September 16, 2020

private library

A virtual room where you can study with your buddies, each doing their own tasks whilst beeing in a video conferrence call with the cameras on and microphones muted, so nobody gets distracted.

Hey Julia, wanna do a private library tomorrow and study together?

by Siksaw April 10, 2023

horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.

"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

by faunlet June 10, 2023