Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013

speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015

Dirty pretzel

The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel

Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad

by elexis69 November 14, 2016

Pretzel Bitch

Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.

Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.

by Thegreatwallofchena December 18, 2015

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Pretzel Catcher

A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.

Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.

by T-Dawg2017 September 20, 2018

Lesbian Pretzel

When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.

Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*

by TheGoatest23 July 31, 2019